Far from its moral ascendancy as a ruling party, the newly wed Lakas-CMD-Kampi was able to stir news once again, and as usual, it is not good news. After Lakas chose its bet from a 42-5 vote in favor of Teodoro over the ambitious Bayani Fernando, the former gave a luck luster speech in front of what seems to be a flock of “paid” constituents and an armada of Trapos in the Shangrila Hotel. The same old tactic that the administration is using when they want to show that people are behind them and supports them. Teodoro is clueless. Even if the whole party is behind him still he remains under the shadow of Gloria, it will still be a kiss of death. Everything gloria-related plummets to the ground just as fast as Gloria’s ratings swoop down to the dregs.

While Teodoro is still basking in his false Glory, Bayani Fernando was not that happy.

Fernando, who badly needs a mirror, seemed to have no clue of what is to come hours before the decision making of the Lakas executive committee. Days before the Lakas Bozanian hogs announced their “Robeast”, 49 Meca-clone Governors and 70 Tongressmen already endorsed Teodoro as their chosen one. Bayani, Still hoping against all hope and beating all the existing odds was still expecting that he will be chosen on the basis of his “Loyalty and Tenure” as a Lakas puppy. Until the inevitable came, and the vote by the Lakas shenanigans ruled for Teodoro. Poor Bayani, his over confidence made him look so stupid. He is so cluele$$. It$ politic$, and when every one el$e is going for a $weeter and younger candidate over a Human right$ violator, money talk$ big time. Loyalty doe$n’t count. Choosing Fernando over Teodoro (who i$ btw a Cojuangco) is like choosing a slum over Forbes Park. Thats the way it goes. While Teodoro said that even if he was not chosen, he will still stay as a Lakas member, Bayani on the other hand showed his true colors and selfish interet when he said that he might bolt from the party if not chosen. A typical self-serving Trapo who only thinks of himself and thousand of other bayanis about his delusional greatness. Bayani is so clueless. Where will he get the money to finance his candidacy, from the 1 million peso cash gift (bribe?) he received from the MMFF?

While Bayani is bitter over Lakas decision, the father of all Trapos grandstand for the sake of attention and surprisingly, for sanity.

The Lakas’ prominent Trapo Jose de Venecia slams the ruling party for merging with Kampi and voiding the presidential bid of Teodoro after it filed a motion in the comelec claiming that the merger was null and illegal. Gabriel Claudio, a Malacanang megaphone with a broad nose, however said that it was JDV who insist of the merger in the first place and was only sour graping after he was booted out of the party partially in consequence to him and his son’s accusation against the first family in lieu of the NBN-ZTE deal. JDV is clueless. The more he attacks his former Lakas and Le Cirque Goddess, the more the Filipinos see him as a starfruit (balimbing) ready to be sucked out of juice. His decision to come clean is already too late, lest he forget that media has a record of everything he said and did when he was still clinging to the President’s terno hem. All of his efforts of good governance today is nothing but a result of a “Chavit Syndrome”— or to put it in perspective, a philosophy that says—blow the whistle if you don’t benefit at all. JDV’s image and principle is every bit an example of being a Trapo par excellence. Nothing good and pure coming out from his intentions, only vested interest.

And while Trapo JDV is busy projecting a clean and incorrupt image of himself as a good statesman, which eluded him for years, the Vice President for all things housing and roofs — Noli De Castro is however trapped in the political limbo.

Lakas has been courting De Castro since God knows when. But it seems no matter how “rich”, “abundant” and “plenty” are the promises of the Malacanang ruling party of thieves, the VP who has a PhD in housing (period), with not enough funds, not enough political machinery and have no party of his own, is not interested with the perks and pleasures that comes with the offer. Noli knows that associating himself with Malacanang is an absolute Kiss of Death, that’s for sure, its a no-brainer. So after the deadline ended which Ruling Party poopers of Lakas-Kampai set, De Castro without batting an eyelash, raised eyebrows and a diva smirk on his face had only two words for the administration: No Thanks. And now that he already dissed Lakas, Villar on the other hand is groping on Noli to be his VP to which noli replied with a very irritated voice during his event guesting in Los Laguna Banos :”Hindi Nga ako Tatakbo”. I wonder if Noli is clueless or not. The more he hangs his plan in an indefinite status the more the people are losing interest in him especially now that he is gradually sliding behind the survey race. With out any money, any party, and with out any ticket, Noli is left to himself alone. the question is, what is he thinking at this time, early retirement? He is so clueless that even if he run side by side with Villar, or any candidate for that matter, his skeletons in the closet would inevitably come out as a fair game for the coming elections. It’s just a question of when?.